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Baby gear overload…Holy shit
Things are so different now than they were 13 years ago when I was last preparing to become a mother. There are so many more things and gadgets and “can’t live without it” items that mothers rave...
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I have a dirty mouth damn it
I always have. I say 3 words on the regular. Shit, damn and fuck. These are generally said in 2 different way. Extreme anger/frustration, like when I stub my toe and holler out “holy mother fucking...
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I've been diagnosed with a case of mothers guilt
Yep – I have a severe case. I go back to work on the 9th of July and I can’t wait! I am looking forward to adult conversations, adult thinking and to be honest, 8 hours without spit up in … Continue...
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And then Calvin shit on the floor…..
So it finally happened to me. I was trying to change a squirmy Calvin who wanted to move around and be naked for a minute. Ok, no problem. I’ll get the pajamas out and give you 2 minutes of naked …...
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Sweet baby Jace
My boy is 14 today. I keep repeating it to myself because I just can’t believe how fast time has gone by. I had Jace as a single parent when I was 23. Everything I am, everything I have is … Continue...
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Me + a driving teenager = more swear words than ever
Yep, Jace is driving. He is 14, has his permit and is in drivers ed. How the hell did this happen??? So far, he’s not doing too bad. I however, don’t handle being a passenger very well. I don’t know …...
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Parenting: The good, the bad, and the really ugly
I’ve been a busy girl lately. Parenting has been in overdrive this week and it’s not from a teething toddler. It’s from the other one. I’m not going to go into all the details, it’s not my story to...
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18 month sleep regression
It’s real. It’s not a made up thing. It is legit. I have a joke for you - Knock knock Who’s there? 18 month sleep regression 18 month sleep regression who? Fuck you Wait, what? Yeah, that’s what it’s...
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Things I like better than toddler tantrums
1. Having a colonoscopy 2. Mullets 3. Getting diarrhea at work when the bathroom is full. 4. Watching Caillou. I hate that fucking kid. 5. Taking my dog to get her anal glands popped. 6. Swimsuit...
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A future dèjá vu moment
I had a conversation with Calvin the other day and I can totally see us having the same conversation in 40 years, when we are old he is taking care of us. Calvin: Mom, you fart? Me: Yes, I did. …...
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